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A Polite Kiss Goodbye – Go Away Doormat


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1 - 9 $27.92
10 - 24 $25.69
25 - 99 $24.57
100+ $22.34

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  • Welcome your houseguests with a touch of sarcasm and a big, red kiss-stain!
  • The humorous greeting is applied in a high-quality emulsion paint to prevent fading
  • Long-lasting and eco-friendly! Coir fiber is highly durable, naturally sourced material
  • Features a watertight PVC backing to contain excess moisture and enhance traction

A Witty Welcome: Show your house guests what a wonderful sense of humor you have with this Go Away doormat. The “Polite Kiss Goodbye” coconut fiber mat kindly asks your visitors to leave from the moment they arrive with a big, juicy kiss-stain. This funny welcome mat will have your guests giggling on each and every visit! The design is applied in heavy-duty, waterproof emulsion paint to prevent it from fading, bleeding, or being rubbed away with foot traffic. You can comfortably leave this welcome mat on your porch for days, weeks, or months, and the design will still look vibrant and new!

Eco-Friendly Materials: This silly and sarcastic Go Away doormat is an eco-friendly product made from naturally sourced coir fiber. Coir fiber is a highly durable and resilient material that is harvested from the husks of coconuts. Coconuts grow in harsh, tropical climates, and thus their shells must be able to endure abrasions, moisture, ozone, UV rays, and extreme temperatures. Coconut doormats inherit all these same strengths, resulting in a long-lasting, natural product that can endure year-round weather conditions.

Long-Lasting Durability: Because it is made from natural coir fiber, this home welcome mat is durable and long-lasting. Not only can it easily withstand intense weather conditions, but it also makes for an excellent boot and shoe scraper. The natural material cannot develop rot, mildew, or mold, so you can feel good about leaving it out on your porch to use year-round. To top it off, this fun Go Away doormat is backed with a layer of watertight PVC that functions both to contain excess moisture and to enhance traction beneath the mat, preventing it from slipping out of place.

Volume Pricing

Mat Pricing 1+ 10+ 25+ 100+
5/8″ x 18″ x 30″ $34.90 $32.11 $30.71 $27.92

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18" x 30"




Shake, vacuum, or brush to clean


Black, Tan, Red, Green


Natural Coir Fiber, Emulsion Paint, Multibond, PVC

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